Prose 2025
Decayed by Emma Kearney
Decayed flowers, despite their potential for beauty, remain stagnant on a windowsill. Their once vibrant petals wilt away, leaving them deteriorated until someone intervenes. It’s this pivotal moment when these previously adorned blossoms are replaced with more vibrant ones, adorned with greater elegance and allure. These rejuvenated blooms become the subject of admiration, their charm captured within photographs, cherishing their ethereal beauty forever. It’s unfortunate that flowers that once exuded such magnificence are left behind to wither, especially considering the thriving nature these once magnificent blossoms displayed each morning.
Snowshoeing
by Quinn Orr
Northern California’s skies are a muted orange at noontime in June. On some 12 acres sits a ranch in Modoc. Beyond the ranch, ash blankets wooded hills. The woods themselves have been flayed of their green and now stand chalky and bare. Nature today is gray. On the corner of the property is a woodshed. The boy is knelt gathering slugs and powder. She looks up through the window to the spindly branches, then to the idle smoke clouding the horizon line. “It kind of looks like winter time.” “I suppose,.” He responds. Two shells slide into the barrel. She steps out of the shed. The remaining leaves across the forest bed are too brittle to hold in her hands. She watches the flakes fall between her fingers. The flame has burned the perimeter’s fence leaving some lengths malformed and curling wildly, others disintegrated entirely. She notices the ground, emitting an unsettling heat, seems to be entirely shadowless. Looking upwards, she can’t seem to find the sun. “Eva.” The boy meets her outside. “Hmm.” “Carry these please.” He says, handing her a pair of clippers. “Follow.” “Hmm.” The boy walks forward through the smog’s fugue. She stops to cough out the thin soot that lined her breath. The air is nauseating, each rasp leaving her more lightheaded. The ambient heat of the forest dizzys her. Smoke has blotted her peripheral and for just a moment, her world is only as big as her arm’s length. Dead cinders float off further into her shrouded limbo. She can hear the thunder of some distant storm miles away at the forge of the fire. When she stops coughing she’s lost sight of him. “Paul?” She calls ahead. She can only aimlessly walk forward, stepping over fell trees and towards where she thinks would be the pen. “Paul?” Still blindly walking, she hears a labored moo ahead. “Here, I’m here.” She walks towards his voice. He’s crouched next to one of the cows laying on its side, lightless gaze fixed miles forward. Beyond everything. Its skin is blackened in patches. Paul’s got his hand rested on the neck, feeling its breath. Its giant body rises, but every inhale gets caught and trips in the lungs, and the exhale draws indefinitely. He kisses the forehead. “Could you cut the tag please.” “Hmm.” She takes the clippers to her ear and snips the ID tag. It didn’t twitch. A radiating heat meets her hand before she can touch the skin. The flesh still tender. Paul points the barrel to the forehead head, aligns, and fires. It jerks before it stops breathing. Its shadow had deserted its body. “How are you?” Eva is quiet. So perfect. She was so perfect, now just a mutilated fervorous corpse returned to ash. Eva stares still. “Could you follow me?” Smoke has lifted enough around the pen to show that the greater part of the cattle were toppled, knees bent, lying sideways. Some walked still, giving dull groans. A couple kneeled beside each other. He led her to another. Its eyelids were seared over, blinding it, though it still waved its tail. “Please clip this one Eva.” She sits down and reaches to its wet nose, prompting a moo. It reaches its head to her hand revealing its ear. “I can’t.” “Eva, I’m sorry but they’re hurting. I know you see that. Each breath is hurting them more than the last. It’s not your fault Eva, and it’s not my fucking fault. All I know to do is relieve them. You understand that It’s not my fault. Please help me out now. Please help me Eva, clip the tag.” “No, I can’t. The tag is melted to the ear.” Paul’s eyes flush with tears, he shuts them hard. “I could do it for you, Paul.” He swiftly draws the barrel to the peak of its skull and fires. The head collapses into the ashen leaves. He drops beside Eva, weeping. She looks toward the body and the crude plastic branding on its neck. Its splotched skin is indistinguishable from the charred litter atop the bed, its shadow had deserted its body. She crawls over and lays back onto the cow, staring upwards at the warm nothing. Somewhere far into the fog still shook a storm, still burned a flame. With no sun to set, the Earth is restless. She looked at Paul, head in his hands, body shaking. Laying her own head on the still body behind her, she met Paul’s blank eyes and there saw what the fire had taken. Something was new, something unnatural. There was no peace in the trees, nothing stirring in the soil. It was as if within nature’s cradle, Hell itself had spawned, festered, quickened to a roar swallowing all tween Earth and humanity. Eva shivers. She rolls over and buries her face in the cow, letting the heat curl her mouth to a smile. The cooling smolder tickles her nose. She whispers, “Rock me, hivernal fever.”
Breathe
by Karolynn Palmatier
I am running down the street towards my car. The boxes have already been tucked away in the trunk. Predatory footsteps stalk towards me in the distance. My breath is heavy and labored, my dark hair clinging to my sweaty cheeks; I clutch my wildly jingling keys as I bound forward. When I reach the car, only illuminated by the street lamp across the road, my bruised hands shake uncontrollably trying to unlock the door. Pawing at the handle I finally am invited inside. The smell of alcohol and my own blood on my clothes fills my chest as I take a deep breath. I turn the key in the ignition, the car grumbles awake, and I take off. Reluctantly, Mr.Hargh hands over the keys, his hands twisted and wrinkly. He plops the keys down into my sweaty palm. I clutch them tightly. “Thank you, sir.” I try to wave and smile with sincerity. “I'll give you a call if I have any more questions,” I say as I clamor my way up the peeling paint chipped staircase. The key sticks in the lock, hesitantly giving me permission to enter. The door creaks and rattles on the hinge, practically falling open and inviting me in. I notice that the entryway has been worn smooth from all the tenants before me. Inside, I enter the kitchen area. Fresh, thick, white paint adorns the cabinets and windowsill. Aged hardwood at my feet. The stove is gas powered and most definitely older than me. With a deep inhale my lungs fill with the dusty stale air. Turning to observe the studio, a similar thick white paint coats the baseboards and the windowsills. I throw open the windows and head downstairs. At the car, I begin to unload my belongings. The car rocks a bit as I drag out my stuff. A few boxes of kitchen wares and a garbage bag full of clothes is all I own. I drag my feet in the dusty parking lot. Two trips up the stairs is all I needed to bring everything up. Upstairs, I begin to unpack. Filling the forks, spoons, and knives in the drawer. Stacking the pots big to small in the cupboard. Hanging my shirts in the coat closet and folding my pants. Unpacking didn't take long. I look around the empty room trying to decide what to do next. A light and airy feeling fills my heart, and a heavy, sleepy feeling fills everything else. A nap will do me well. I find the most comfortable patch of yellowish hardwood floor to lay, using my sneakers as a pillow. I take a breath, a deep one. Fresh, clean, new air drifts in as I drift to sleep.
The Consequences of Hating Hugs
by Natashia Groesbeck
It's early April and the sun is shining despite the winds from the recent winter nipping at my face. I'm sitting on a swing set when my aunt arrives, her car being heard from down the almost hidden dirt road that leads to my grandparent’s home. I do not pay a lot of attention to her as she goes and talks to my other family member who is watching me play in the yard of my grandparents’ house. Despite not seeing my aunt since she had given birth to her baby boy in November, I am more entertained with the playset and focused on her daughter. Her daughter runs around, so I am careful not to kick my little cousin with my legs as she darts behind the moving swings. This has my attention until I hear my aunt calling out my name to ask me for something. She calls my name to beckon me over for a hug. With a pouting expression, she calls me over by name, almost silently pleading with my stubborn child mind as I begrudgingly and slowly kick my feet into the dirt beneath me, causing the swings to begin to sputter to a stop. I have never liked hugs, and I think I’ll always hate them. Even being a young eight year old girl I've always been averse to physical contact, never really seeing the appeal of embracing others. So I stare at her in mock disgust and reluctance but her blinding smile has me stopping the swing completely and sprinting over to her despite my initial reaction and my feelings about hugs. She takes a moment to look at my face, slightly cupping my cheeks in a motherly manner before pulling me into her tight grasp. I don't respond tightly to the hug, lightly holding my arms around her torso as I was told to when she was pregnant since I’m scared that I will break her if I am not careful. She laughs at me as she notices this and squeezes me tighter despite knowing my dislike of hugs but for some reason I sink into the hug and unclench my jaw as she speaks again. “You can hug me tighter, you know. I'm not pregnant anymore.” Her teasing makes my face heat up and I give her a quick squeeze before attempting to escape her smothering grip. I'm laughing at her while she holds me tightly as if it's the last time she’ll see me, which isn’t a possibility. Trips to Boston and the beaches are calling our names and I'm more than excited to spend the summer with my aunt and my cousins. Once I escape from her hug and run off to the swingset, the rest of the day is a blur. It’s a few weeks later and I am skipping home from school in front of my mom who hasn't said much to me but that's not unusual, my mother is a quiet woman normally. However something feels off about the way she refuses to meet my eyes. Something almost unnerving in the way she is carrying herself. She's even bringing me to my father’s on a weekday which is something she rarely does. She doesn’t take in my consideration of whether or not I want to go but instead tells me that we are going to my father’s house. The walk to my father’s is short since we live in a small town where everything is next to each other and we walk by the old fashion ice cream shop run by my music teacher where the smell of vanilla ice cream and peanuts fill my nose as we pass it. It’s only a few more steps until we’re at my father’s front porch. There's an eerie feeling as we walk through the doorway as if I'm walking into the opening act of a stereotypical horror movie with my eyes taking forever to adjust to the darkness of my father’s house. When my eyes do finally adjust I can see that there is a light, and it is coming from my father lighting candles. He is sitting on his knees and in one hand he is holding his traditional set of prayer beads that normally sit on top of the bookshelf while I rub my eyes, adapting to the change in light while making my way over to my father who is still sitting and unmoving. His other hand lays clenched on his knee. My father isn't very religious. Being an immigrant from Thailand, and coming to the United States at a young age had left him somewhat separated from his roots, but he still followed the spiritual beliefs of a Buddist. While he had not taught me much about the beliefs and practices, I had seen it enough times to understand. My father was grieving. I am instantly sympathetic and I frown. I do not say anything but kneel with him and that’s when I noticed the picture surrounded by the candles. It is only when I see the photo do I realize the reason for the off putting feeling in the atmosphere. The picture of my aunt holding her baby boy for the first time has my heart shattering and fills me with an agonizing sensation that leaves me speechless. I can feel my heart shrivel up and vanish in the pit of my stomach while nobody makes an effort to speak, the quiet washing over us like a tidal wave. My parents do not say anything, not that they need to. I understand what this means. It means my aunt has left me. It’s finally summer and the boiling heat adds to my already miserable mood as my family sits at the docks of a lake for my aunt’s celebration of life. There is so much anger in my tiny body as someone plays the guitar offkey and everyone sings out of tune. Everyone laughs and tells their favorite memories of her while I sit and stare at the picture of her and the vase next to it. It feels wrong that my aunt, with all of her love and beauty, is turned into a pile of dust sitting in a glass prison. I can’t help but think this is unfair to be left here alone when I had all these plans for us. This feels almost unreal. Could I really be sitting here alone without her? What about our summer? All the plans we made that will never see the day, discarded as just dreams now. When I can no longer see my surroundings as my mind is clouded with overwhelming emotions and memories, the slight hiccuping beside me anchors me back to reality. It's my aunt's daughter who hasn’t left my side the entire service despite my sour attitude. She is sniffling quietly and trying to hide it which makes me frown even more. My little cousin does not understand what is happening, but neither do I. I don’t know how to make her feel better and I don’t know how to explain that things will be okay when I’m not even sure I believe it. When I feel her tiny arms hug me as she clings to me, my initial reaction is to push her away, and to make a disgusted face. My expression is halfway there when I pause and decide to wrap my arms around her small frame instead. I squeeze her tightly as if it’s the last time I’ll ever see her and I study her to memorize every detail of her face that is almost identical to her mother’s. She gives me a confused look but responds back with just as much tightness as her arms could and for the first time I do not feel like I am filled with disgust. I feel filled with a new emotion, almost a bittersweet feeling that causes me to regret not hugging my aunt tighter and I can’t stop feeling guilty for all the times I've ever refused a hug from anyone. My heart feels heavy with a mixed turmoil of grief and regret, but as I feel my little cousin sink into my embrace I can’t help but feel better and the weights on my heart feel just a bit lighter.
Cheeseburger
by Karolynn Palmatier
Lying alone in her tangle of blankets, tossing and turning, warmth is what she craves. The thought keeps her awake for an eternity. When she awakes, immediately thoughts flood her mind. Longing for a soul filling warmth. At work, the monotonous clicks of keyboards and chatter of coworkers annoy her ears. Though never enough to drown her thoughts of soft soul filling warmth. It’s time. As she pulled into the lot, her heart was no longer heavy with sorrow but now about to explode out of her chest. Ready to skip across the parking lot into the restaurant. Inside, she looks at her feet waiting her turn. “ORDER 22!” a man calls. She slinks towards the counter, pure bliss fills her. Inside the bag, her warm soft soul filling cheeseburger is waiting for her.
A Mother’s Reality
by Lisa Grant
Great. No paper towels. I hate these hand blower things. Fine, I’ll flap them dry. I carefully use my elbow to open the small-town convenience store restroom door that I’m certain includes the DNA of thousands before me. Success. Waving my hands back and forth to dry them, I weave my way through the isles and head toward the table just outside the door; the sign on the table reads “Narcan Training,” and it’s the reason I’m here at 4 o’clock on a chilly Thursday after work. I approach the door where two men wearing work clothes, one younger and one older, enter and head for the beer aisle. They make no attempt to hold the door, and the older one nods toward the table outside and whispers, “For all the junkies.” “Yep,” the younger fellow snickers in response. Leaning into the door to make my exit, I turn to the table where four women are posted for the informal training. Having just come from teaching, I stand out a bit in my formal work clothes. I feel their eyes as I nervously approach. I make a quick glance at the parking lot. Only two other vehicles, and seemingly no interest in what’s going on at the table. “Hello. I’m here for training.” Two nurses jump up and take turns sharing information as they hand me pamphlets, doses of Narcan, and Fentanyl test strips. The first nurse explains how to administer Narcan when a person has overdosed and is unconscious, and halfway through, an overwhelming wave of emotion floods my eyes. I avert them and turn. “I just need a moment, I’m so sorry.” Stepping back to the table, I swipe my emotions out of the way. My explanation is just as quick, “I lost my son two months ago. I need to do this. Please continue.”
You Reap What You Sow!
by Conner Meditz
The Old Factory stood there, grim and foreboding, at the end of a darkened street on Proctor Ave. The windows were boarded up with planks that reeked with many ages passed. The doors, even the main entrance, were locked from front to back to keep something or someone from coming out. This, if you haven’t guessed, was the old McKribble Factory. A place forgotten for good reasons, for this is the story about a man. A man whose wicked deeds have taken not just his fortune but his own life as well... ***** Many years ago, before little folks like you were born, people usually relied on sewing, weaving, and other small things to make a living. At that time, it didn’t matter how wealthy or poor you were or how much hard work you put into your job, it was the generosity and respectful treatment of other workers that mattered. However, even if this was true, most of the bosses, who owned some of the different factories in the area, were quite diverse on the matter. They didn’t even care if a man had accidentally cut his arm off or if a woman had not paid enough attention where she was sewing and suffered from having a piece of fabric stuck deeply into the top of her fleshy hands. As a result, most factory owners ignored the morals at hand. He cares about, not just himself but also his fortune as well. Jasper McKribble was one of these owners. He was tall and rather skinny, with skin so thick he could have been mistaken for a Fearsome Scarecrow. Or be the neglected scarecrow that nobody cared for. He was almost bald, with only tufts of white hair on the sides and back of his head. Every time he walked or moved, his hair wiggled from right to left, like snakes ready to pounce on its victim. He wore dark gray clothes that made him look like a funeral undertaker and shoes that seemed worn out to exhaustion. Jasper, as you might have guessed, was not honorable, and the moral “Money can’t not buy you happiness” fit him greatly. He was cold, grumpy, and unkind and only cared about himself. Everywhere he went, children ran away in fear of his temper, and women fainted at the very sight of him. Even the cats and dogs scurry home in fear of being beaten for being in his way. Everyone hated and feared him, and hoped that when he died, he would be buried in the darkest part of the town’s cemetery, with nails hammered deep in the coffin to keep him from coming out. The fact that folks greatly hated and feared him, was all the more reasonable, for he was the wealthiest business tycoon in all of New England! He had been raised in an old log cabin, by his reluctant uncle and aunt, who had taken him in since his parents had died. Considering that both his uncle and aunt weren’t as nice and caring as his parents, especially when they did not attend their funeral, seemed to prove that. They taught him that if the world could not give him what he wants when he wants it, it was his duty to punish them for it. “And if they still won’t obey or follow your path,” his aunt once said, “beat them even harder until they do.” So Jasper grew up not learning to be nice, kind, or generous like the townspeople but rather to be cold-hearted and cruel and punish those who didn’t meet his wants and needs. He beat his school teacher with her whipping stick if she didn’t agree with his answers. He punished the mailman by sicking his uncle’s dog on him if he didn’t get good news. He even punched the town’s mayor right in the eye. When the mayor didn’t notice the letter he had sent to him about replacing the town’s old park with a carnival to be held every day of the Year! By the time he was 20, he applied this cruel behavior when he started working at the town’s factory. The year by then was 1842, a rare time when folks didn’t have enough time to live when at work, so to speak. Men and women were set to work day in and night out to satisfy their bosses and their jobs. It didn’t matter if they were treated properly or not, for as usual, it was better to have a pile of money earned by the wealthy than have an injured body for the poor, topped with a forgotten picnic with the worms. Now, Jasper didn’t rely on the strong, healthy, or the elderly for his dirty jobs. They were too eager to quit soon afterward. So he decided to rely on the only source of workers that many factories seemed to have back in those days, children. It wasn’t just the oldest and eldest that he gleefully took very little pity on, it was the young and the weak who were forced to spend their days weaving and sewing until their bones ached with pain. These children ranged from brothers, sisters, orphans, and even a few slaves having been taken from beloved mamas and papas to work in a grimy old factory. Even the bedrooms of many of the orphans were disgusting, looking more like prison cells. Indeed, even when the jobs came and went, it was all but misery after misery, as many children suffered greatly. Not only because of Jasper’s cruelty but also because of accidents. If a boy or girl was to be working a sewing loom machine, and suppose that one of them dropped something in the machinery, they had no choice but to dig their tiny fragile hands into it. The results would either be injured or greatly disfigured, or even become “A Worm’s Supper” as they called it. No matter how much the children pleaded with their boss about the mistreatment, Jasper would only glare at them and say “If I wasn’t here to care for and help you with your weak and pathetic lives you would be dead from the start, I would suggest you keep your foolish mouths shut tight or else!” And so this went on for years, Jasper becoming more and more devilish and cruel, watching the poor child laborers suffer while he had his pockets filled with blood money, as they say. Then, during the Autumn of 1882, “The Riots” broke out.... The children and teenagers, having been pushed too far after a weaving machine accident caused a young girl’s head to be separated from her body, had finally had enough of Jasper's cold-hearted ways. They concluded that they needed to put a stop to him. The Boy who led the charge was a young boy of 17 named Joshua Baker. He was a strong boy despite his skinny size and had a little sister named Emily, who was no more than 7 years old. Joshua had seen Jasper’s cruel actions many times, even before he and his sister were orphaned. He eventually convinced all the children that the only way out of Jasper’s sinister grasp was going on strike, even if they died trying. During all that autumn, while some children worked miserably at Jasper’s factory, Joshua and most of the young workers started the biggest strike ever seen in New England. It started with a few childish pranks that appealed to their intentions: rude paintings on the walls, smashing windows, and setting fires to burn their old sewing and weaving supplies. Eventually, they set their exceptions higher, they destroyed their bedrooms, boycotted some of the disgusting food they were forced to eat, and even wrecked many of Jasper’s possessions from his home. As the children’s riots brought Jasper’s company to its knees, his fury and insanity was more than he could bear. This led him to call in many strong union workers, many of whom were just as bad as he was. On the 8th day of the strike, Jasper had gathered many of his men to protect the factory at all costs. When the children did appear at the front of the old gate, ranting, shouting, and carrying pitchforks, sticks, and even a few guns, they, unfortunately, were not prepared for the emotional horrors that awaited them… It started when the children broke through the gates and charged towards the union workers, but even then it was far too late for a retreat. One loud gunshot later and a girl was shot right in the heart. Then during a fight with a tough man named Billy, a boy was knocked unconscious and beaten to death with an iron shovel. The more the children tried to fight back, the more reinforcements came on stronger. By precisely 12:30 pm, every child was either greatly injured and had retreaded or just left dead on the spot. Joshua, who led the fight for justice, now lay there with his little sister, lifelessly in his hands. Tears streamed down his face as he looked down at her saddened eyes. The blood was streaming on the back of her dress and down on the dark pavement. All that he had done and all that he wanted, now was no longer possible. He didn’t even notice that Jasper had slowly walked up behind him, with a pistol in his hand, impatiently waiting for him to speak up. “You killed her.” Joshua said with defeat, “You could have spared her, and yet you killed her.” “Killed her?” said Jasper, a confused yet crazed look on his face, “You mean I, the only man who would willingly help her despite her naughty behavior, would attempt to kill her?” “You know damn right!” Joshua snapped suddenly, “That’s all you ever care about, isn’t it? Money and suffering. You only care about yourself and your reputation. You're a bad, heartless human being and I still won’t stand for this!” “What for?!” Jasper snapped back, “All I ever do is treat you how I want to be treated. I give you shelter and food. I know it’s not perfect, but even I have to be more strict when caring for you brats!” Joshua yelled back, “Then you should have thought of that before treating us like dirt, if you had been a better person and not listened to that old hag of an aunt of yours, none of this would have happened! None of it! If God could only see us now, I would pray we didn’t give up our right to freedom and justice! We can still make a difference against people like you, either dead or alive!” There was a moment of silence before Jasper spoke… “Well, if that’s what you want,” He said coldly. “So be it then!” He pointed his pistol, and one loud shot later, Joshua was now with his sister. ***** The news that a union strike of children ended in bloodshed spread throughout the country. Most folks, especially those in New England were alarmed and shocked about the incident more so than the rest of the country, Some of the factory owners and businessmen, however, dismissed the entire strike as a mere accident and were rather satisfied that the uproar came to an end because it would create terrible controversies and bankruptcy for their companies. Oh, if that were true… Nevertheless, many funerals for the poor unfortunate children were held, despite there being few tears to be shed from those who didn’t care for them. Jasper McKribble continued employment at his factory. He didn’t even care to send thoughts and prayers for the tragic murders of his young workers. Instead, he only thought of how proud his deceased aunt would be for his deeds or his continually growing wealth. Soon after, Jasper became his old rotten self again. No matter that a large group of small, sickly, and worthless brats had died for a silly clause. He didn't feel an injustice towards him. Although, even as he thought of these wonderfully horrible things, he didn’t notice or think of the nasty surprise that was coming for him. One cold autumn night, the wind blew strongly against the old iron gates of the McKribble Factory. The moon shone white on the ground below, and the bushes quivered as if someone or something were coming through them. Jasper was upstairs in his office, counting his money and thinking about the punishments he should give to his child workers tomorrow. It had been one year after the strikes had played out, and even his cold heart, his thoughts would wander to that day. The words of Joshua Baker seemed to be further and further away than originally heard. “You're a bad, heartless human being, and I still won't stand for this!” “Stuff and nonsense,” Jasper muttered to himself. Just then, a loud clank of metal was heard. He looked up and around, but there was nothing out of place. It seemed like the noise was coming from the machinery floor room. Jasper got up from his office chair, lit a candle with a match, and walked to the door. He opened it and peeked out. it was dark in the room, and the windows shone through, illuminating most of the room but not all of it. “Who goes there?” he called out. No answer. Jasper was not convinced it was the wind, so he started slowly down the metal staircase. Maybe it was another childish prank by one of his pathetic workers. Maybe they were planning another riot, but that didn’t seem right at all, at least to him. He went over to where he thought the noise had come from and found one of the racks with the sewing materials was knocked over, pins and needles and yarn lying there on the ground, sharp and sparkling in the moon’s light. Now, what had destroyed his workstation would pay! Jasper was sure of it, When he found them, he would beat them to a pulp. Suddenly, he felt something rush behind him. he spun around but there was nothing in front of him. Then he heard something sneezing, it was quiet but enough for him to hear, he slowly turned around and saw a pair of small muddy footprints on the solid ground. Jasper looked up in the direction of the light, and there lying in the corner of the room, was what looked like a young girl, no more than 7, rocking on the floor in the corner. She didn’t seem to notice him as he looked at her and he thought the dress she was wearing looked familiar, pink and dirty. Jasper slowly approached her, stopped, and said “What are you doing here?” No answer. “Who are you?” Jasper asked again. Still no answer. Jasper didn’t like this quiet girl not answering him, so he started to speak louder, “Don’t look at me like that. Get up and talk to me now or-” His blood suddenly froze, for the girl’s head suddenly fell off, and rolled on the ground in front of him. It had long orange hair and red bows tied in knots. He recognized her face. It was Abigail! The girl whose head had been chopped off by his machinery! Jasper’s face filled with horror as he suddenly noticed her body getting up and walking towards him, clambering on her two feet uncontrollably. He stumbled back and tried to run away, but suddenly came face to face with a young man in dirty clothes with blue rotting skin. It was Josuha, his aged face not changed and the back of his head bleeding from the gunshot! Jasper thought his heart had skipped a beat. “No!” He cried out, “This is impossible! You are supposed to be dead!” “Yes, we all are,” Joshua said. Jasper looked behind Joshua, and he was horrified at what he saw next. Coming out of the shadows and into the window’s lights were the dead children from many decades before that Jasper had not seen in years that he had treated poorly and unfairly. Now they were all there, missing arms and hands amongst other body parts. Many were wailing in agony and limping from the whips he used on them. Jasper grimaced while looking at their rotting flesh that had once been full of life! “For many years,” Joshua said, “I’ve seen people like you mistreat others all over the country, making and spreading misery to all you follow. Even my own Pa and Mama had to suffer at your hands. Yet you still choose not to be kind and generous when treating others like us, as your playthings to be torn apart by you.” “I’m sorry for all that. I am,” Jasper finally snapped. “I promise to make things better for you and not treat children like trash evermore!” Joshua didn’t seem convinced at all. “You were given fair warning for your crimes, but that still doesn’t change the fact you committed your sins beforehand. Now we all have to move on to the heavens, while you will be punished. You will be used as a warning to those who follow your path!” Joshua exclaimed. Jasper couldn't believe his eyes, but before he could plead anymore, he was quickly grabbed and carried off by two of the whaling ghosts. Joshua followed after him, with his little sister appearing next to him. They carried the old man groaning and moaning until they brought him to the large looming machine in the room, where the yarn is made. They tied him up in yarn and laid him on the conveyor belt. “Listen you fools,” Jasper pleaded, “I'll pay your Mamas and Papas with all the money I have. Then, we can be better off and happier than before.” “No,” Joshua said “This is for your good because as the old saying goes, especially for misers like you, you will reap what you sow.” Joshua pulled the lever to start the machine up, and sure enough, before Jasper could even think of where he was going, there was a massive crunching sound. A weaving of intestines and other body parts as the one body of Jasper McKribble now was sowing to death. ***** The following morning, when the young workers went to the old factory as usual, Jasper was not to be found. They looked high and low for him but couldn’t find their boss anywhere, but they did find a pair of soft yet very slimy rolls of yarn. Even when they did tell their families about it, they just thought it was made by Jasper himself as an early Christmas gift. The police were eventually called upon and investigated the place from top to bottom but found little evidence of a crime or death. Even then, as the mystery was eventually forgotten and the factory was eventually closed down for good, the children, parents, and even some of the town folks believed that Jasper was spirited away by his own misguided and cruel ways. Nowadays, if you were to visit the old McKribble Factory in the evening or at the darkest of nights, it is rumored that you can still hear the moaning and groaning spirit of Jasper. He is still trying to apologize for his terrible deeds, but never stopping, because of his crime and sins, he is doomed to remain in that factory for all of time. That is why Jasper’s story will always serve as a cautionary lesson for anyone. No one, not even the businessmen, treats their workers like garbage now. Not even if you choose to reap what you have sown.
4413
by Oliver Conlon
A sickening crunch fills the room as Kai smacks the butt of his pistol into his persecutor’s jaw. The man tumbles to the hard floor and lets out a shout, “Shit!” Before he can even find a chance to get back onto his feet, Kai’s leather boot against his chest wrangles out a pained wheeze, and he desperately claws at his prisoner. His pair of cuffs are snatched from his belt and swiftly shackled around one of his wrists. As he struggles against the other above him, his plated name tag gleams in the harsh light: “Director Sacha.” Kai violently tugs him across the room by his cape. The director readies his legs to kick up, but is quickly shut down by Kai forcing him flush up against a maintenance pipe, twisting his arms behind his back, and cuffing the other wrist. “Unlock these immediately! You putrid filth, do you have any idea what will happen to you?!” All he is met with is silence as he watches his prisoner rip away his keychain; its jangling is barely heard above the blaring alarms that sound throughout the entire facility. His eyes widen. “Take these off! Take these off right no-” Director Sacha’s pleas are drowned out by an overwhelming gunfire. He looks down in horror as his radio, his last lifeline, receives an onslaught of bullets and crackles uselessly. “Nothing’s gonna happen to me. But you?” Kai mutters, “No one’s gonna fucking remember you. Not even your bones’re gonna be left.” The director’s chest heaves up and down with each breath as he stares into his prisoner’s eyes, and for a moment, he can see every injustice brought down upon Kai that ultimately fell Conlon 2 into his hands. For a moment, he can understand every second of fear felt by the falsely imprisoned man. And for a moment maybe, just maybe, he feels guilt. Kai leans back and turns to the control panel. The bright red button stares up at him, almost questioning him as he fumbles with the keys – eventually, he unlocks its case, flips the on switch, throws the second, and…begins to tremble. Is this right? Is it justified? Hell, is this even human? No. There’s no going back. He shakes his head, and with pale knuckles, slams his fist down onto the button. Immediately, a new set of alarms blare throughout the site and drown out the director’s shrieks. A prerecorded, unfeeling voice directs personnel to the nearest helipad or blast shelter as Kai backs away from the button and stares at his persecutor with a myriad of emotions. All Sacha sees is rage. “Don’t you dare.” He mutters. Silence. Kai steps towards the door, and Sacha is left to watch the prisoner flee, sealing him to his fate. Complete and utter chaos slap Kai in the face the moment he exits: personnel flee for the exits amongst a hail of bullets, inmates wreak havoc alongside horrific creatures, guards sprint out with their heavy armor and guns…a full-scale riot had broken out, just as he wanted. Kai shakes his head and takes off. As he stumbles over shells and pushes past stony barricades, his feet catch on corpses, and one grabs onto his ankle and begs for salvation – Kai rips away with a grimace. Another shell clatters to the floor. Conlon 3 With the wind mercilessly whipping against his face and burning his eyes, he can’t help but think of them. The janitors, the guards, the godforsaken D-Class, the scientists. Those goddamned scientists. Her. She had looked it over – a testing tube – taking in the way the bubbles rose to the surface, fizzling and sputtering…and it shattered in her hand– no. It exploded. A harsh gasp escaped her, and she stumbled backwards, shaking off her hand. That’s when she saw him. “Your card.” Kai. Pointing his pistol right at her. But that’s not what scared her – it was his eyes. They stared her down, pierced right into her own, and they demanded. “Put- Put the gun down, Kai. Look, just…go now, and I won’t tell anyone you were here.” Her hand snaked around towards her radio, then- “That’s not your fucking CARD, FAWKES.” A bullet into her radio, and complete agony into her thigh. She shrieked and doubled over, clutching at her leg; as she desperately squeezed at the spurting, she heard him. “Y’know, I’ve thought a lotta things in this hellhole. Thought I’d be fine, thought you weren’t this fuckin’ stupid. Used to think you were my friend, too – so there’s that.” His hand reached to her holder, swiped the card, and right when she thought he was about to hiss out further hatred; spew his resentment…he stepped back. He stepped back, he stared, then he was gone. Few tears reach his eyes as he thinks of the betraying bastard, or maybe they do. He can’t tell. Not with the wind, not with the blood, not with the splattered television screens shouting four minutes and thirteen seconds left. Are they gonna make it? His “buddies,” his friends – hell, Conlon 4 even the personnel that fucked him over time and time again, rendering him nothing more than a cobwebbed corpse confined to nothing but numbers – will she make it? Part of him prays she’ll stay stuck down here for the rest of her life and rot just like all the other poor “souls.” Just like he did. Part of him prays someone will find her and carry her out into safety. But as a group of prisoners push past him, hollering and shouting vengeance towards the bunker, he realizes it won’t matter. Kai wrings around a corner. He shoots and shoves anything and everything that dares get in his way: the janitors, the guards, the godforsaken D-Class, the goddamned scientists – no thing knows the face of mercy – and finally, he reaches the exit. With a scan of a stolen keycard, the door screeches open. Foreign light sears into his eyes, yet he dashes outside and across infrastructure, bounding over railings and crates, stumbling over his feet all the while. The sounds of massacre and torment pound in his ears just like his heartbeat. Snow flies off evergreens; kicks up and clouds his vision. Still, he runs. Even with the sub zero pricking through his rags, aching down into his bones, he forces his body to keep moving. “Kai!” a voice screams. He looks up – out in the distance and in front of a blades-spinning helicopter, a weary group covered in grime and orange suits. They all look up at him. “What the hell are you doing?! Get in!” he shouts, loading into the aircraft. The rest hurriedly follow, and right as the last foot leaves the dirt, the ground shrinks and the sky expands. From within the helicopter, everyone watches the unfolding chaos grow farther and farther – throughout the entire three minutes that carry them off, not one person tears their eyes away. Conlon 5 Kai’s chest heaves up and down with each breath as he stares out at the small Area 41, and finally, he can relish in the bright explosion that reflects in his wide eyes. Finally, he can relish in the horrors he has caused. And finally, finally, he feels at peace with himself.
The Planetary Gardener by Alexzander Warner
Every night I have the same dream. I’m a gardener on a foreign world, tending to the fauna and flora, and it is so serene that even when carnivorous animals are hunting their prey, they never try to harm me for whatever reason. I find myself taking notes on the fauna and flora, such wondrous creatures soaring through the sky, made up of beautiful cotton candy coloring. When I look down at my body, I'm not human. I am a metal creation tending to a foreign world far from the blue marble that we call earth. The dream always ends the same way, as I go to sit down and the sky turns to dusk and then to night. The sky lights, ablaze with the fires of ships, ripping and tearing through the atmosphere, coming to conquer a world with no defenders, no sentient species to defend the world, all in the search of resources and in the name of conquest.
Learning to Think: A Nursing Student’s Journey through Freire’s Problem-Posing Education
by Kelle Marti
Ouroboros
by Kristina Tocci
Jess loved running at this time in the morning. Especially at this time of year. It was a deliciously crisp and cool autumn dawn. There wasn't a soul in sight. Not in either direction along the path she tread on the trail which ran through the wood behind her development . The blue morning glow had only just begun to creep up across the horizon. It was bright enough to see the patches of mist pooling in the dips of the path as she passed through, and all along the stream’s surface, which ran alongside it. Yet, it was still dark enough that she knew most of the world was still asleep. In the summer she might have passed a few people on the trail at this time of day. But in the fall, they tapered off. She sometimes liked to imagine one of these peers waking and stepping out onto their porch to grab their morning paper. They might huff a breath into the air and watch the vapor collect into a brief, miniature, man-made cloud. They’d shudder at the confirmation of the chill, clutch their robe in a fist, and gather it tighter around the collar. Then they’d turn and shuffle back into their warm abode and maybe even cozy up with a cup of tea. But not Jess. She loved these chilly, misty, mornings in the forest; when her surroundings were so quiet she could hear the steady lub-dub of her own heart in her head. The echo of her feet as they slapped the ground were met only by the sounds of nature. When all was still in the world of man, she could hear the babbling and trickling of the stream as it rushed alongside her, a watery companion on her daily journey. It never tires of its course. As it rounds obstacles in its path it does so with enthusiasm and determination. She always found this inspiring. Noah would have laughed at her sharing a thought like this. Once, he'd have thought her charming and answered her musings with a warm smile. Now, he'd have called her dramatic. She'd have called him joyless. And they'd have gone silent, each stewing in their frustration and disappointment til the air between them was thick with it. He used to be so charming and he used to be so charmed by her. When did that all change? Slowly? Suddenly? Jess honestly couldn't recall. She shook away the thoughts in her head and focused her attention back at her task and surroundings. For a while, her mind grew quiet and peaceful again. As the parking area disappeared into the fog behind her, so too did the smells of the road. With each labored breath she took, the aroma of the wood grew. The trees, now in full autumn garb, (golden hues of yellow, fiery oranges, and reds... bright as jewels and deep as wine) blanketed the trail and the forest floor with their colors. The blended fragrance of the freshwater, old mossy fallen trees, and the sweet fermenting leaves was both invigorating and sedating. Each gulp of air, pleasing her senses and calming her mind. Every groaning branch, rustling leaf in the wind, and crackling twig underfoot sung in her heart. This was her temple. It's here with the wood surrounding and permeating her, that she finds her stride and enters a sort of tranquil focus. After a while she is greeted by the warmth of the sun on her face. The kind of warmth that builds slowly, like when a palm is rested on a cheek in a lingering, tender, touch. She tried to remember the last time she knew such a gentle touch. It had been too long. Noah was anything but gentle. Not in his touch nor in his demeanor. There was a time in the early days of their courtship that she welcomed his forceful nature. He pursued her like no one else before. It made her feel attractive and desired. It only took a few months before those rose-tinted glasses fell away. The warmth was broken by a cool breeze, like someone had brushed a length of silken fabric across her face. Jess shuddered with delight and awoke from her trance. She slowed her gait, and then paused to stretch her limbs before making the return trek home. Jess gazed at the sky while she stretched first one arm and then the other and noted only a handful of wispy clouds marring an otherwise flawless expanse of bright blue. “What a perfect October day” she marveled to herself and bent to stretch her legs. Jess noted the dissipating mist with the emergence of the sun when something down the path from where she'd come caught her eye. If she had looked up a moment later she’d have missed it. But… Yes, she was sure of it. She saw something. A figure, low to the ground, had darted between trees in the distance. Abandoning her stretching she stood erect and more alert now and oh-so-still. She held her breath, although she didn't realize it, while she watched the spot some 80 yards away where she was certain she saw something. The shadow moved quickly once more from behind one tree and passed behind another. It was sill too far and obscured to make out an exact shape. But whatever it was, it was fast, and she was pretty sure now it was an animal that stood no taller than knee-high. Was she being stalked, or was she too quiet in her stretching and musings to have alerted the local wildlife to her presence? She patted her pockets as the realization set in that she didn't remember her pepper spray. "Well, the only thing to do now, I suppose, is try to scare whatever it is off." She thought to herself. "Right Jess, time to be intimidating for the first time in your life." She continued. Despite her body being still for some time now, her heart raced and her brow began to sweat again. But she took a deep breath, stomped her feet, spread her arms and waved them and shouted "Hey! HEY! I see you! Go on now! Shoo!". A head with pointed ears popped out from behind the last tree. Jess froze for a moment before regaining her nerve. She waved her arms more dramatically and repeated "Go home now! SHOO!" The shape emerged from the tree line onto the trail and bounded towards her playfully. She lowered her arms and let out a sigh of relief. She smiled at the cheerful mutt who came to a stop just before her, sat abruptly, and tilted his head inquisitively. "You gave me a start!" she said as she squatted and put a hand out to the pup. He lowered his head slowly and cautiously to her outstretched hand. He gave it a sniff, and then let his tongue loll out of his head as he danced from one foot to the other and yipped once eagerly. She craned her head around to survey the trail behind her. She turned her gaze back ahead of her and peered down the path towards the beginning before addressing the dog again. "Well you are a sweetheart aren't you?! Where is your family? Why are you all the way out here alone..." She paused as she reached for his collar and turned the tag in her hand and read the name back to the dog "Doc? That's a fun name! Meh! What's up Doc?!" Jess smacked her lips to mimic the carrot munching rabbit and at this, the dog circled her twice, darted back down the trail a few yards, and looked back over his shoulder at her in anticipation. "You just want someone to play with huh? I tell you what! I'm headed back home. You can run with me to my car in the parking lot. If we don't find your owners on the way, you can come home with me and we'll try to contact your family!" She beckoned the dog and sprung back into a jog slapping her thigh a few times and called out an encouraging "C'mon Doc!" and gave a short whistle. Doc and Jess ran in tandem for a while with Doc bounding and Jess playfully weaving now and then to keep the pup entertained. She really did love dogs. They matched her energy and her enthusiasm. She always had one growing up and her parents still had Toby, the family's senior hound, with them today. She almost adopted one sad soul a couple of months ago at the shelter, but Noah wouldn't have it. He hated animals. Hated people too. Eventually, Jess realized, he even hated her. She remembered feeling how she could never do anything right with Noah. How she chose her words, dressed herself, or what efforts she went to fell short of his expectations. When she caved and left the shelter without the dog, Noah was all smiles. No, not smiles. It was a smirk. He was pleased with himself. He'd gotten his way. It was this point that she'd realized her misjudgment of Noah. His aversion to something so cherished and trusted by her had laid the final brick in her path away from him. It was only a week later she'd broken it off with him. Jess still remembered the day he left vividly. Noah threw one last seething look at her, over his shoulder on his way out the door. She shoved his copy of the key in her pocket and locked the handle and deadbolt behind him. Jess had never been more relieved. She regretted how long it took her to realize that the two of them weren't "going through a rough patch". It took time to realize the beginning of their relationship was a facade. The good times were a mask slipping away. What remained, a revelation of Noah's true nature. Despite the regrets, she resigned herself to find something of value from it. She would be wiser next time and she found comfort in the idea of a fresh start. Jess, more determined to live in the moment, shook her head at the memories and spoke to her furry companion again. "You like ice cream Doc? What do you say we get you a pup cup on the way home, huh?" She sprinted the last straightaway before the path curved out of sight and Doc sprang into action alongside her, his enthusiasm dialing up to 11. Jess could now see the edge of the parking lot at the end of the path. Doc started to slow, lower his head in a sad sort of look as he watched her pass him, and he came to a stop. She took no notice of his shift in demeanor as she slowed to a walk for the final leg of the path. Suddenly, she felt a brief gust on the back of her neck as a thick branch connected in a loud thud at the back of her head. She collapsed to the ground in a pile of twisted limbs and stupor. The world was spinning, or was it upside down? Or was she the one upside down? A body emerged from behind a large oak on the side of the path and it tossed a heavy branch into the forest. It leaned over her and as Jess' vision wobbled into focus briefly, she could make out Noah's smirking visage. Without uttering a word he rounded her limp body, gripped her ankles and tugged her into the wood. The last thing she saw as her eyes fluttered shut was her own blood pooling around her. The last thing she heard was a distant whimper of a dog. "Doc? Doc! What's the matter boy?!" Megan made kissy noises and slapped her thighs with both hands as she beckoned the mutt. Doc gave out one last whine and returned to his owners with a sad sort of look. Megan looked at Jake and asked "Have you ever seen a more pitiful look?" while she wrapped Doc up into her arms and rubbed his sides consolingly. Jake looked out into the spot in the woods that the dog was whining at. Just past the large oak there was a small clearing with some young birch, a few saplings and an old mossy branch laying on the ground beside a generous patch of fungi. "I don't get it. He always seems to love this walk except for this one spot. Maybe there's a family of chipmunks in the ground over there he can't get at?" Megan gave Doc a kiss on his forehead before standing again and peered into the distance in the same direction and shrugged "yeah I guess, or a squirrel or badger or any number of things.". Jake perked up, clapped his hands together, and announced jovially "Welp! What do you think Doc? Do you think a puppy ice cream cone at the shop would make you feel better?" Doc's ears perked and he cocked his head and yipped once excitedly. The couple clasped hands and continued up the path with the dog barely able to contain his excitement for the treat he now understood they were on their way to get. When they approached the car, Jake had to jog a bit to catch up to Doc who was already waiting at the rear door to be let in. After securing the pooch he opened the door for his wife next. Megan lifted one foot in and paused mid-action. She turned and gazed back at the path. Jake, still holding the door, asked her "You ok?". She shook her head and settled into the passenger seat while answering "It was weird. I thought I heard something. Guess it was nothing.". He smiled and nodded as he shut the door for her. He jogged around the car to the driver's side and as he opened it and lowered himself in, he asked her "What did you think you heard hon?". He twisted the key and the engine turned over. He put an arm behind her seat as he craned his head around to look behind them as he backed the car out of the lot. Staring out the window dreamily while she watched the trail disappear into the rearview mirror she replied softly, almost to herself, "Footsteps.". Jess loved running at the this time in the morning. Especially at this time of year. It was a deliciously crisp and cool autumn dawn. There wasn't a soul in sight.
Can education truly transform the way we think and act? Paulo Freire, in The "Banking" Concept of Education, argues that traditional education often suppresses critical thinking by treating students as passive recipients of information. In contrast, his problem-posing method fosters dialogue, active participation, and intellectual growth, empowering students to question, reflect, and take action. For me, this approach came to life during my experience in LPN school. Instead of passively memorizing medical facts, my classmates and I engaged in collaborative learning—working alongside our instructors in both classroom and clinical settings. We questioned assumptions, challenged each other’s ideas, and applied critical thinking to real-life patient care. This hands-on, interactive style of learning reflected Freire’s vision, where education becomes a tool for empowerment rather than mere memorization. One defining moment was during a clinical rotation when we encountered a patient showing signs of sepsis. Rather than simply recalling textbook information, we had to analyze symptoms, determine possible causes, and collaborate to decide the best course of action. This kind of critical problem-solving is essential in nursing, reinforcing Freire’s belief that education should cultivate independent thought and active engagement with the world. Equally transformative was the open dialogue with our instructors, who encouraged us to explore ethical and cultural aspects of patient care. Instead of serving as distant authorities, they guided discussions, allowing us to develop confidence in our own reasoning and decision-making. Through this collaborative learning environment, I gained more than just medical knowledge—I developed the ability to think critically, adapt in high-pressure situations, and advocate for both my patients and my profession. As Freire suggests, education should be a practice of freedom, where learners become active participants in their own transformation. My journey through nursing school not only equipped me with clinical skills but also reshaped how I approach learning and problem-solving, proving that true education empowers individuals to engage with and change the world around them. Citation Works Cited Freire, Paulo. “The ‘Banking’ Concept of Education as an Instrument of Oppression.” Pedagogy of the Oppressed. 30th anniversary ed. New York: Continuum, 2000. 71–86. Print.
Sarcasm: A Narrative
by Megan Carr
When you think of life skills, I bet you that sarcasm isn’t on your bingo card. Unfortunately, or fortunately, depending on how you look at it, that’s all I had on my card. Wait, hold up, that’s a lie. I have sarcasm and “Captain Obvious” firmly on that card, which was laminated when it popped out with me. It is possible that sarcasm was, in fact, my first language, and I didn’t even know it at the beginning. And I’m not talking about this being all sunshine and rainbows. There were so many struggles and hard truths I needed to navigate through. Intro to Sarcasm 101 is where I found myself automatically enrolled as a child. My counselor had to be drunk, thinking I could excel and survive this course. Shocking, as a child, I took things said to me at face value and couldn’t understand the different tones being spoken to me. So when there were family events or gatherings, I would get schooled so hard I thought it was real. It was so real that I didn’t want to go or interact with anyone, especially my aunt Ofira. Other than me laughing at her name several times growing up, Ofira is quite literate in sarcasm. Her teaching method was strict and unforgiving, to the point where she would say, “Get over it,” and “Why are you the way you are?” I mean, she still says that now, but at least I can look back and laugh about it. My future therapist will probably be hugging me, attempting to heal my inner child. Adding onto my future therapy bill, when I was around 10, I remember visiting my grandmother and being told we would see my aunt and uncle as well since they lived around the corner. I definitely was in my sensitive a-strong-wind-blowing-could-upset-me-at-any-moment phase. But I somehow gained the slightest bit of courage I could find to say to my mom, “Do we really have to go there? Aunt Ofira is really mean, and she hurts my feelings. I don’t want to see her.” To her credit, my mom took about a half second to respond and said, “You’re crazy; she’s your aunt, and you need to show her respect. Stop crying and get over your shit!” Needless to say, that tiny bit of courage ran away to the farthest reaches of my being and didn’t reappear until later in my life. Thankfully, growing up brings knowledge and understanding. At least for me, it did. I cannot speak for others I know were not as blessed as I am. Reading in school, watching TV and movies, and interacting with teachers allowed me to observe and hone my sarcasm skills. Being a kid in the 90s, I had prime examples to learn from masters of wit and irony everywhere on TV. My chosen mentor was Chandler from Friends. Now, you might be wondering what a kid growing up in a suburb on Long Island has to do with six young adults figuring life out in New York City. Did you figure it out? I’m still wondering about it myself! However, if I were to just talk about one character, Chandler, I can come up with so many similarities it’ll make your head spin. What resonated most was how Chandler just wanted to be involved. He wanted to be included and liked, so he would go with the flow and provide the obvious observation that most just think in their head. Because of his quick wit, he could keep everyone on their toes, and to me that’s why I thought they kept him around. What good is figuring out life if you don’t have a challenge or challenger there? Not only that, but he would make everyone laugh and help them with their problems. So much so that for the longest time, no one had a clue about what he did for a job. He could put so much of himself in a box that the ones closest to him, who knew so much about him, didn’t truly know him. And for a kid who always felt invisible and judged simultaneously, that was highly inspiring to see. Don’t go calling for the padded room yet. I used everything I learned from watching Chandler and what I learned in school to further my wit training. Because what is sarcasm without wit? In school in the 90s and early 00s, we were taught to ask all the questions. We should not trust everything we see and never believe a door is locked without checking it for ourselves. But most importantly, we were taught to stop and observe. Even if it was for a second, we needed to take in everything around us and either use it to our advantage or learn from it. Like that scene from The Lion King, Rafiki hits Simba in the head with his stick and asks him what he will do about it. Thankfully, I was never hit in the head…I think. Now that I’ve brought the mood completely down and added to that future bill again let me explain how this shaped me to where I got the ultimate revenge. And yes, I stayed up to work on it because I don’t go to bed angry. My aunt and uncle accompanied me two years ago to my best friend's Christmas party. Now, this is your typical American Italian family. We are loud, obnoxious, judging everyone and everything, and we will let you know about it and our opinion. Part of the tradition is that Santa visits and gives everyone a present. It doesn’t matter how old you are. I was told this was non-negotiable three days before. As in, three days before Christmas. No pressure, right? I already got them a combined gift of a hotel stay for the car show weekend that following year. But now I need the extra present. Among every last-minute shopper, I found myself pilferaging the barren shelves of WalMart with all the other desperate souls. Throwing in the white flag an hour in, I settled on a candle because I thought this was just something small for her to open at the party. This is the social gift, not the thoughtful one. Fast forward to opening the presents. My uncle opened a card with hotel information while my aunt opened the candle. When I saw her expression, that lovely sound bite with the Law & Order voice actor speaking, “It was at this moment she knew she messed up,” played in my head. When I tell you my aunt did not get over the fact that she only got a candle and my uncle got a long weekend stay in Lake George, I wanted to slap my friend back three days prior and say, “Nope, not gonna get her anything!” Every interaction I have had with my aunt since then brings something about a candle up, and I get the stink eye. And if I’m being honest, it's probably a Jewish curse as well, even though she is no longer a practicing Jew. Here’s where the revenge comes in. My aunt and uncle planned to come to the party again, but my friend was heavily pregnant, so they canceled the party. I thought that was lame because I wanted to put together a betting pool on when she would go into labor. Sorry, not sorry for digressing. Anyway, I drove to my aunt and uncle's house with their presents. This 100% needed to be given in person. And yes, I did record them opening the presents to have the proof I won this war no one started. My uncle was first. He opened his Bath and Body Works 3-wick, manly leather and bourbon candle with a beautiful dark wooden stand. He liked the smell, saying it brought him back to his younger years of riding his motorcycle and BS’ing with his buddies. Oh, and the stand was a nice touch. Now, I turned to my aunt. She’s glaring down at me and the present, expressing with her eyes that if she received yet another candle, it would be my last day breathing without life support. My uncle says joyfully, “Nope, I got the candle!” Once she opened her gift, she saw I got her a Yeti cup in her favorite shade of deep purple. When she turned the cup to see the custom engraving, she paused, speechless and glaring so hard that my never-born children felt it. That was when I knew I had put her in checkmate and finally won the war! The Yeti says, “#257 Best Aunt.” To this day, my uncle uses that against her. We also gained a new waiter friend at a local restaurant, who ended up calling her his 257th best customer! Learning to use my observation skills for good helped me break out of my shell and gave me the tenacity to grow into a semi-functional adult. The road is still rough ahead, but looking at where I started and who I am now, I’m impressed with my progress. My inner child might still be crying out for a hug, but at least through the tears, she can smile, knowing that I learned to express myself without letting anyone else bring me down.